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- I won’t be going around speaking English and think about every word or phrase I say – ”was that a pronoun or preposition? Past participle or a fucking adverbial?”

- No, you’ll speak the language, not bollocks about the language!

- My point exactly. You think I can put that in this assignment?

- Only if there is a sentence that says “English grammar is complete bollocks”.

- Now, was that a non-restrictive relative clause or a noun phrase?

- Who fucking cares? Pass the vodka.